Bestow some words of wisdom on the avatar above you

[Leprechaun_Sean]

A flamethrower may be intimidating at first, but it'll be more intimidating to you if someone shoots the fuel tank.  

[KBiT]

It is very important to any man skilled in the use of a sword to -not- have six fingers; otherwise a very calm and almost methodical Spaniard will kill you for the death of his father  

[GoldenFraggle]

Be sure to keep your armor clean & dry ! Otherwise it will rust and get stuck and you'll be unable to move !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A suspicious outfit makes you look suspicious.  

[KBiT]

Practice what you preach  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Power armor is great and all but, but don't get cocky when the aiming sights get buggy thanks to some hacker tech.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Don't look rich unless you want more people after your gold.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

When wearing a butler outfit, you will always be compared to Sebastian Michaelis.  

[Ember Terran]

Toting a flamethrower will not make you sell scout cookies faster

In fact it may have the opposite effect  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Looking like military anime pin-up may not be as good of an idea as you think.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It's not a good idea to stand in the midle of a fireball storm.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That venus flytrap looks hungry and I don't think it cares about your other small pets. Best to keep them separate.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I am eater of faces... you'd best keep that face of yours hideous.  

[Ember Terran]

Flea powder. Loads and loads of flea powder  

[DemonLadySesshomaru]

It is best to never get on my bad side, lest I allow my "children" to eat you for an afternoon snack.