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[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: just jumped through my own portal
LG: I think I'm in hell
LG: or at least a graveyard of some sort
LG: whoever programmed this place really needs to take some happy pills  

[omgIisonfiyah]

You stop looking around to answer your awesome Ninjaset (yes, that is totally a word now, deal with it.)

AA: Well I went through that one, now I'm on the ground below my house. There's supposed to be a second gate lying around here somewhere.
AA: Also TB I'll send you a Ping, see if that helps you a little.

>>Blue: Send Ping, be the other guy.

No. I can't NOT be me, that's stupid. YOU'RE STUPID! STOP BEING STUPID!

You spend a few moments in silent ninja rage and forget that there are lots of enemies around you.

>>Blue: Oh Balls

You swear a little and then begin a fight for your life, slicing and dicing like you were in DEVIL MAY CRY, except much gorier and with more chunks of black goo.  

[ZimbuTessen]

[I'm gonna wait to post untill Vexx enters my world. Got a plan.]  

[M3Gnificent]

>> Gale: Quit wasting time and explore your world!

You don't see how digging for a date is wasting time. Well, not under normal circumstances, anyway. You regretfully climb out of the hole you dug to look around. This place has a charming look to it, in your oppinion. Just the right ammount of spooky, with perhaps just a pinch of cold loneliness about it. Of course, it is only now that you decide to start paying attention to your glassesputer.

AH has started pestering LG.
AH: What place are you talking about?
AH: Does it have frog-shaped graves, too many ******** frogs, and the smell of failure about it?  

[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: I take it this world of depression belongs to you then?
LG: it's like a dumping ground for every biology class ever  

[M3Gnificent]

AH: Pretty much.
AH: Admittably, I've been ******** around here much more than I should have been.
AH: As Tim Burton-y as it is, there's bound to be something interesting around here.
AH: Or at least, that's what I'm hoping.
AH: Anyway, where exactly are you in this place?

You finally succeed in climbing yourself out of the grave, not minding in the least how much dirt you've gotten on yourself and your sundress.  

[SilentVex]

>Freak the ******** out

You are already doing that. Though you suppose that it really didn't matter. You don't care. Though you care a little bit that you are being tossed around like a ragdoll by this ogre thing.

> Suddenly have weapons work

You aren't in con- well... what do you know... they're working. The claws pop out of your MMA gloves.

>Freak out more and punch it in it's eye.

You do just what you said to do. Now it's eye is bleeding. And it's now very angry with you. Then again it was already spewing out bad poetry so you can hardly tell the difference.

>Pester someone as you're thrown through a wall.

Might as we-HOLY MOTHER OF... THAT HURT!

LS began pestering... well... anyone who cares to look.

LS: Anyone there?
LS: I think I made the b***h I really have no care about here angry.
LS: It threw me through a wall.
LS: Oh... Oh God no....  

[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: just popped out of the Gate
LG: only landmark I see so far is what I assume to be your place  

[M3Gnificent]

AH: I'm not too far a ways from there, if you want to meet up.
AH: Safety in numbers, and all that crap.  

[SilentVex]

>Freak out about the freakishness of Dad's doll collection

If you had time you would but you've got a giant thing to worry about.

>Capatchalouge your guitar

Hey look the guitar your dad stole from you! you capatchalouge it to your number 3 card for the U, I, and A in it. Good thing too for the next moment...

>AHHHHHH

LS: AHHHHHH!! NOT AGAIN!

You were thrown straight up into the air by the ogre. Hey look.... a spiral graph thingy... maybe it would save you? You hope so as you fly through it, after of course collapsing a wall onto the ogre before you are out of distance. Your home is pretty much ruined now.

Not that you care.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: for one thing, where are you?
LG: and do you have a way to flag me down or a sign or something?
LG: cuz I'll be a brightly colored neon thing zipping through the air

Yes, perhaps your new wardrobe was a bit weird and flashy, but you think it's pretty damn sweet. Anyone who thinks otherwise can suck it.

 

[M3Gnificent]

AH: Next to the deep, unfilled grave.
AH: You'll reccognise me as the only other human in this place, I hope.
AH: Though if that isn't descriptive enough, look for the ginger in the dirty blue sundress.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: only other living soul here
LG: got it

On second thought, flying aimless around this place looking for that spec of a sundress sounds tedious.

LG: ...any chance you'd wanna come back to your place?
LG: maybe spare me the trouble of playing spot the ginger and flying all over the damn place?  

[M3Gnificent]

AH: Sure, I'll be there soon.
AH: Don't be afraid to drop by if you spot me before then, though.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

>>Raye: Chill

You fly back to AH's place and decide to take it easy for a bit. You don't see any imps around after all, so you land on her roof and capchalogue your rocket guitar for now and swap out your weaponized instrument instead. You pass the time by playing a few tunes while your apparent teammate catches up with you.