Unfortunately , Fortunately

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the consider us inferior beings and want to make slaves of us !  

[Aurigae]

Fortunately we are able to explain to them what the word 'humane' means.  

[crazydude444292]

the bad news is that they thought we were inhumane...  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately they stand to long debating and we steal their weapons and kill them.  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately they can regenerate.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately they regenerate VERY SLOWWWWLY and we're able to easily run far away while they are doing so.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately we run straight into their village, and they have heard about the ones we killed.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately the ones we killed were very evil and had caused plenty of turmoil for the village so the villagers are happy that we got rid of them !  

[PizzaBoy220]

Unfortunately they have now finished regenerating and have come after us.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately the villagers stand by our side and fight them with us and manage to drive them away!  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Unfortunately, they think sacrificing us to their Gods will keep the others away.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately they feel they must do it in a spaceship, which we steal and fly away.  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately the ship runs out of fuel halfway across the galaxy.  

[PizzaBoy220]

Fortunately there is a space gas station halfway across the galaxy.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Unfortunately, we don’t have the proper currency.