Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[lycoris_moon29]

Your wish is granted but everybody doesn't have a merry christmas.

I wish I could kill Bush.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but you will get arrested and be put to death sentence immediately.

I wish I have a KH plushies to cuddle.  

[lycoris_moon29]

Jisen Meizuki

Your wish is granted, but you will get arrested and be put to death sentence immediately.

I wish I have a KH plushies to cuddle.

your wish is granted, but your plushies run away form you.

I wish I wasn't bored.  

[The[Princess]]

Your wish is granted, but you're always doing something so you never have to time to sit, relax, or sleep anymore.
I wish christmas vacation wasn't ending tomorrow.

 

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but you must do chores for the rest of the vacation.
I wish there was no french homework.  

[lycoris_moon29]

Immortalcrystal95

Your wish is granted but you must do chores for the rest of the vacation.
I wish there was no french homework.

your wish is granted but now you have double the homework in your other classes.

I wish i had some chips.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but they're not the chips you wanted.

I wish I pass my test. sweatdrop  

[lycoris_moon29]

Your wish is granted, but you fail another test.

I wish my laundry was washed, dried, and folded.  

[xoloitzcuintli]

your wish is granted, but they were washed with blood, dried with a hand fan, and folded into the devil's tongue(a very hard-to-get-out-of knot)
i wish that i had a clue  

[lycoris_moon29]

Your wish is granted but now you really wished you knew what you needed the clue for.

I wish my clothes were clean.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but your clothes are all starched up you'll feel uncomfortable wearing them.

Namine: I wish Roxas and I don't have to fuse with our Somebodies so we can meet them and hang out with them.  

[iceman_dk]

your wish is granted but they are assholes in private...

I wish, I had a sea salt icecream...  

[lycoris_moon29]

(OH MY GOSH! I LOVE YOUR NAME iceman_dk!)

Your wish is granted, but its all melted.

I wish i had all the LOVELESS manga.  

[Immortalcrystal95]

Your wish is granted but the rest of your manga collection dissapears.
I wish that vacations could be extended indefinitely.  

[lycoris_moon29]

Your wish is granted but when you do go back to school you'll leave school in July instead of June like everybody else.

I wish I had the power to read Nomura's mind.