Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because you are Loco go Crazy.

Why haven't ninjas taken over the world yet?  

[Strideo]

faerie_0011

Because you are Loco go Crazy.

Why haven't ninjas taken over the world yet?

Because of the delicate balance of power between the ninjas, pirates, robots, and monkeys.

Why is there something called a "salad crisper" in a lot of refrigerators?  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Because Maytag is making stupid reasons for you to buy their product for more money.

Wait, doesn't everyone want ninjas to rule the world?  

[The Colour out of Space]

No. Monkeys don't, for example.

Why do they call 'lanyards' lanyards?  

[Wiiki]

cauz there lanyards

why isnt there such a thing as a green monkey?  

[Eleventyone]

Because they haven't thought of that yet. :p

Why are there no *truely* blue foods?  

[Crimson Hagane]

Eleventyone

Because they haven't thought of that yet. :p

Why are there no *truely* blue foods?

Because they're racist.

Why is the rum always gone?  

[Eleventyone]

Because we know it's a sadistic staple. D:


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[Crimson Hagane]

Eleventyone

Because we know it's a sadistic staple. D:


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2 twigs.

Why am I here?  

[Eleventyone]

Because obviously you either have nothing better to do, or are putting something off.


What is the meaning of life? o_O  

[Crimson Hagane]

Eleventyone

Because obviously you either have nothing better to do, or are putting something off.


What is the meaning of life? o_O

To eat cheese.


Where is the government cheese?  

[Zphal]

NASA.

Can you hear me now?  

[Crimson Hagane]

zphal_girl87

NASA.

Can you hear me now?

Yes.

What was Yeto after?  

[Eleventyone]

An elephant on a tricycle.


Does the tooth fairy visit the dentist?