corrupt a wish

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Granted, but the world disappears with you as it is the apocalypse...

I wish that the events on saturday will run smoothly...  

[Viese Servatika]

Granted, but everything the day after doesn't.

I wish it was raining.  

[Milk the Strange]

Granted. You get caught in a flash flood while driving down the street and get stranded on your car. The current carries you away before the helocopter can reach you.

I wish my artists block would go away. emo  

[Brutis]

Granted, but now you have writers block.

I wish fish had a dish with fudge on it.  

[xelusivexmemoriesx]

Granted, but the fudge sticks her teeth together.

I wish I could think of a wish that the person below me couldn't flaw.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted but your wish was already wasted.

I wish for a glass of water.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Granted, but it is tainted by a toxic solute.


I wish King Of The Hill was off the air.  

[MiStiEM00K]

Granted. But there's a new TV series to take its place that you hate even more!

I wish I had no school  

[Milk the Strange]

Granted! Now your future children shall have to read everything for you and expain it like you were five years old. When your bank statements come back you have no idea they're incorrect. You'll never drive, have a good job with benifits, hold a decent conversation and ect. Congrats, you are now dependant on others for the rest of your life. I pitty the fool who don't stay in school. 3nodding

I wish I were a florist.  

[iynque]

Granted, but you can't keep any of your plants alive and you end up living on the street, romancing weeds and begging to be fertilized by McDonald's dollar menu.

I wish my boyfriend was back from Malaysia...  

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Granted, but he caught a deadly disease that infects you.

I wish my puppy didn't hit his head. TT__TT  

[MiStiEM00K]

Granted, but you did. xD

i wish i had something to drink  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but it tastes like your grandma.

I wish soilen green wasn't people.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted, but I couldn't understand your wish so I just gave you moss.

I wish school wuz ovar  

[XanXives]

Granted!, but you got summer school... with michael jackson as you teacher!

I wish I had cookie right now!