Let's kill Jim.

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Nooo! you hurt my feelings! Blame it on my stupid internet!!! (Which i luff anyway...)

But then Jim woke up n saw that it had been all a dream. Save!  

[BlixMart]

jim realised he was sleeping too long and forgot to take his pills.KILL  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

so unfortunately his headache didnt go away. but he lived! Save!

i dont think i understood that one, so if the save is weird, im sorry....  

[An Undead Sin]

Um... Ok? o.O

Because of the horrible headache Jim had, he took some pain reliever. But it turned out that Jim took an overdose... so he died. Kill!  

[BlixMart]

god didn't like him so he sent him back to earth so he wouldn't need to deal with him. SAVE  

[Thinking_Outside_Insanity]

but god put him in front of a bus KILL!  

[starcitidancer]

But superman rescued him. xd SAVE  

[An Undead Sin]

Didn't you know? SuperMan's a rapist! -gasp- So Jim was raped.. again. Kill!  

[r i c h o b o]

But Santa, knowing how evil Spiderman is, put him on the "Bad List" which melted Spiderman. Therefore Jim was saved. SAVE  

[An Undead Sin]

Doesn't anyone know anything? Santa is also a rapist! He's Michael Jackson's partner. MJ sells the barns while Santa supplies the animals. I mean why else would a 1000+ year old fat man break into houses? And he supposedly leaves "gifts" for the children. It's even been know that Santa leaves his "gifts" in the the children's rooms. He Rapes Them!

Anyway, to get to my point... Santa then raped Jim. Kill!  

[Fuzzle_bubble]

UndeadTiger

Doesn't anyone know anything? Santa is also a rapist! He's Michael Jackson's partner. MJ sells the barns while Santa supplies the animals. I mean why else would a 1000+ year old fat man break into houses? And he supposedly leaves "gifts" for the children. It's even been know that Santa leaves his "gifts" in the the children's rooms. He Rapes Them!

Anyway, to get to my point... Santa then raped Jim. Kill!

just before getting raped jim shoots santa and runs off. SAVE  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

Sometime previously, it was declared that Jim died because he would never get laid. So I guess.... I dont know what I guess.... But since he kicked him so hard, the bones in his legs shattered. owch. He bled to death, because no helpful EMS was there to save him. KILL  

[An Undead Sin]

But bones can heal over time. Save!  

[CrazyFlyingCatz]

but the severed arteries cannot! woo! KILL