Wish Granted

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

you dropped a ninja star on your left pinky toe and bled to death
it's sad
NINJAAAA!!
I wish I was hoiitsroi for a dayy!!! ^-^
nyeYY!!!  

[nt_31732]

You died because now theyre not funny.

I wish for a cookie.  

[007chickie]

wish granted : but the cookie has cockroaches all through it

i wish for a pott of gems and gold  

[nt_31732]

Granted. But then.. lepricons came and ate you.

I wish for some food.  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

granted, but you choke on the food and die

I wish my internet wasn't slow.  

[nt_31732]

Granted. But then ninjas attacked you house and stole your computer.

I wish telemarketers would stop calling my phone.  

[A Random Horrible Mess]

granted, but now door-to-door salesmen visit your house 5 times a day, every day.

I wish it was warmer out.  

[41flavors]

granted but everything melts because of the heat:O

i wish for new shoes  

[Chiropteran_Alex]

granted but the shoes are covered in mud and flies

I wish for a hot chocolate with marshmallows on it!

 

[Rsynexaea]

Wish granted: But, it killed joo

I wish I was rich  

[nt_31732]

Granted. But then you got all snobby and bitchy that no one liked you so you lose your friends.

I wished for a new phone.  

[majicca]

wish granted but its now permanently connected to your ear

I wish I could have a halo  

[FF Moogle]

*You get your halo but i hack your account and i steal it.

I wish that i never had homework.  

[dyowveesh]

wish granted... now you failed the subject...and repeated the level...
I wish i had many many wishes...  

[Pawish_00]

wish granted...but i accidently fart in your mouth....


i wish for no one to reply to my wish