Corrupt a Wish

[wipeout4wh]

granted, but its has no mouse

i wish my cat would turn into a girrafe with 57491 legs, 593 heads, 95692465912846 teeth, a 854214786 foot long neck, and 594 tails.  

[ed10342]

wish granted....but he couldent talk cause he had SO MANY DAMN TEETH so he killed him self

I WISH I WAS ARNOLD SHWARSHENAGERS TRAINER AND I WAS BIGGER THAN HIM IN MY MUSCLES AND MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama  

[wipeout4wh]

hehe, granted but u have to take steroids and u die from steroids

i wish for 3 more wishes...  

[ed10342]

SHAZAM u do get three more wishes but the last one came out as i wanna be dead but u were trying to say i wanna be the head leader of the nazis....either way they were both bad...ur still gonna get screwed by hitler either way


i wish that i went out with the girl who i like alot  

[wipeout4wh]

PWOFFERDOOPERDOOOOOOOO

u do, but she is a vampire and bites ur leg off

i wish for silly string  

[ed10342]

pooooofer doooofer u get the sillly string but u sprayed it the wrong way and we soon found out it was mouse poison in a can....hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha


i wish i went out with the girl i like alot AND SHE WASENT A VAMPIRE OR SOME SORT OF EVIL KILLER....she loved me and i loved her back...  

[Rei Yami Hikari]

oi oi oi oi oi oi yay

Yeah the girl loves you, but her DAD doesn't

I wish for peace in the WHOLE universe ((can anyone beat that?))  

[wipeout4wh]

GRANTED, but all the other universes explode

I wish my pool wasnt broken sad  

[xXeoJoeXx]

poof its fixed but then a tonado comes and sucks all the water out

i wish my dad would die  

[Rei Yami Hikari]

((omg ur so MEAN xD))

konokana!, but you die with him.

I wish for a normal, white piece of paper in my hand.  

[wipeout4wh]

GRANTED, but u get a papercut....

I wish for a cat, and nothing bad to happen  

[Rei Yami Hikari]

you get a cat, but something CATASTROPHIC happens BWAHAHAHA **ebil laugh**

I wish for my bed to be more comfy x3  

[ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GUN]

Granted! However the bed is too small for you to lay down on.

I wish I was not in America right now.  

[Rei Yami Hikari]

((sorry if this is harsh))

AOAOAO Granted, but you're in hell

I wish my more comfortable bed was big enoght o lie down on! xD  

[ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GUN]

(Haha thats fine).

Granted! So you must share it with 12 strangers (and they all have AIDS and genital warts)!

I wish that I could read people's minds.