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[Kaiser_MageMule]

massive destruction explosions death you know the whole shebang
a cliche if i ever saw one.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Major General Trofsky: Hathor is a goddess.
Jack: All right, ex-goddess.  

[Kioya Sato]

"my name is Jack it means.....what's in the box?"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

[Rogers is wheeled away]:
Hammond: I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.
Jack: Yes, my Lord.

Rogers: We extracted high-level information from the prisoners. [slyly] Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America.
Jack: And that information could save your life one day.

And the best for last.......

Teal'c: This is Colonel O'Neill. He is much loved by Apophis. [To Jack] You may address the warriors.
Jack: Apophis wanted me to tell you that you've all been doing a wonderful job. Couldn't ask for more. Well done. But, he also wanted me to tell you the whole…invasion of the Tau'ri idea has been canceled due to…rain.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

mrgreen

"Yeah, I thought we were going with "Red Leader" on this one."  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Teal'c: The Celts were formidable warriors in their time. Their descendants may make valuable allies.
Jack: You've seen Braveheart too often.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Teal'c: Do you not experience increased health and vitality?
Young Jack: My *vitality* was just fine, thank you!  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Jack: This where you're keepin' the little green men?
Area 51 officer: There are no alien life forms at Area 51.
Jack: [to Teal'c] Present company excluded, of course  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I remember that one. mrgreen

"Have ya looked around?"  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Daniel: Now I know this is hard for you guys to believe, but I swear to you the whole time you thought I had disappeared on P3R-233, I was experiencing an alternate reality.
Jack: [sarcastically] And you were there, and you were there, and there's no place like home.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

whee

Captain Kyle Rogers: My lord?
Jack: Actually, we just call him General Hammond.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Hammond: The report said there was a brawl!
Jack: More of a scuffle, sir.
Hammond: You're lucky you didn't kill any of those men!
Jack: No, we were very careful about that, General  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

xd

Jack: Hi, folks, listen. You all know Freyr, right? Big guy, kinda good-lookin', lots of fancy gold armor?
[everyone says yes]
Jack: Well, here's a flash for ya. That's *not* what he looks like.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Heres one we all know:

Jack: I think what the Captain's asking is, "What do we do now?"
Bra'tac: Now we die.
Jack: Well, that's a bad plan.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

xd

Nick Ballard: Now we must wait for the giant aliens.
Jack: That just has a nice ring to it.