The Corrupt Genie Game

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted, but now you are being chased by every dong in the neighborhood.

I wish I had a non-mutated cat.  

[Coquilles]

Granted, but 3 mutated dogs come with it.

I wish summer vacation would never end.  

[amiriachan]

granted but you have a neverending sun burn

I wish i could go on a cruise  

[Coquilles]

Granted but you fall overboard into shark infested water.

I wish I could visit Germany.  

[amiriachan]

granted but you have the flu the entire time and have to stay in your room

I wish i could have a tiger  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Granted but you end up like that guy in Las Vegas and get eaten by it.

I wish I had something to do.  

[Balliamo]

wish granted but now your overworked

i wish for 100000000000 kitties and puppies :XP:  

[LadyOfTheRoses]

Wish granted but they all run away!

I wish I could fly  

[Coquilles]

Granted. But now you're terrified of heights.

I wish I could get a cappacino. >3

 

[Nyphna II]

Granted, but it tastes like crap.

I wish I was 18.

 

[Fira Arnithe]

Granted, but now your innocence is gone and you become jaded and depressed!! O.o

I wish My hair was more manageable...  

[Advocate of Hell]

granted, but now it is all falling out.

I wish I had 10000000000000000000000000 gold  

[Coquilles]

Granted but you get banned from gaia.

I wish I was a great artist.

 

[xPasta-KittyKatx]

Granted! Though, you own no more pencils or any drawing utencils and can't get any more!

I wish, I didn't have to change schools when I move!

 

[Advocate of Hell]

granted, but the school burned down.

I wish I had an orinoco Wifi card.