Riddles

[iluvpolkadots]

kurosaki_rukia

x Random W O R D x

Mmkay, here's my riddle (actually, it's a bunch of questions, but whatever xD):

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The lion king is hosting a conference, and all the animals in the kingdom are attending except for one. Which animal is not attending the conference?

On your way home from the conference, you come across a crocodile infested river. How do you get across?

im gonna try the third one. the lion king doesnt attend, cuz hes the one hosting. neutral does that work?
u oppen the door and put him in
u open the door , take out the first animal, and put him in
the elephant b/c he's in the fridge
you swim across it

and heres a riddle of my own:
what holds a golden treasure, but has no hinges or clasps?

 

[iluvpolkadots]

Bow_down_to_chocolate

heres one

as i was going to st ives i met a man with seven wives
each wive had seven bags
each bag had seven cats
every cat had seven kittens
how many people and things were going to st ives

lol i hadnt seen this one, i posted it so i know the answer-
one, me...  

[Angel that brings Death]

Xenomorph Warrior

Angel that brings Death

try to read it only once and then try to answer.

A bus driver picks up 3 kids at the first stop.
At the next stop two get off and five get on.
At the next stop none get off and two get on.
Then tree get off and four get on

what is the bus drivers name?

isn't the name xenomorph warrior, or any other gaians that read this? smile

no your wrong  

[Saiko BOB]

MonJ

What is the answer to this question?

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Hint: The question is not pointing to another question, but it is talking about itself.

Clue- There IS an answer.

the answer is the answer

heres an old one lets see who knows it.
i have 4 legs in the morning 2 by mid day and 3 at night wat am i?  

[Bugok]

Saiko BOB

MonJ

What is the answer to this question?

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Hint: The question is not pointing to another question, but it is talking about itself.

Clue- There IS an answer.

the answer is the answer

heres an old one lets see who knows it.
i have 4 legs in the morning 2 by mid day and 3 at night wat am i?

a person..  

[Angel that brings Death]

Angel that brings Death

Xenomorph Warrior

Angel that brings Death

try to read it only once and then try to answer.

A bus driver picks up 3 kids at the first stop.
At the next stop two get off and five get on.
At the next stop none get off and two get on.
Then tree get off and four get on

what is the bus drivers name?

isn't the name xenomorph warrior, or any other gaians that read this? smile

no your wrong
here is another one
what begins at the begining of eternity and ends at the end of time
(this one might be a little less challenging then other one)

 

[mods helper]

Music Lover_12345

Here's a riddle:


A man is pushing a car. When he stops in front of a hotel, he realizes that he is bankrupt. Why?

he was playing monopoly  

[November Days]

I got one!

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?  

[Saiko BOB]

Bugok

Saiko BOB

MonJ

What is the answer to this question?

rofl rofl rofl rofl

Hint: The question is not pointing to another question, but it is talking about itself.

Clue- There IS an answer.

the answer is the answer

heres an old one lets see who knows it.
i have 4 legs in the morning 2 by mid day and 3 at night wat am i?

a person..

sorta the answer is more general  

[Saiko BOB]

Dragonfly534

I got one!

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

AHHHHHH  

[Xenomorph Warrior]

and another riddle:

in 1908, a boy was born. In 2007, he turned 10 years old. How is this possible? wink  

[Saiko BOB]

Xenomorph Warrior

and another riddle:

in 1908, a boy was born. In 2007, he turned 10 years old. How is this possible? wink

leap year and the kid was born on feb 28?  

[ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY]

what's greater than god, eviler than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die  

[kyoji123]

iluvpolkadots

kurosaki_rukia

x Random W O R D x

Mmkay, here's my riddle (actually, it's a bunch of questions, but whatever xD):

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

The lion king is hosting a conference, and all the animals in the kingdom are attending except for one. Which animal is not attending the conference?

On your way home from the conference, you come across a crocodile infested river. How do you get across?

im gonna try the third one. the lion king doesnt attend, cuz hes the one hosting. neutral does that work?
u oppen the door and put him in
u open the door , take out the first animal, and put him in
the elephant b/c he's in the fridge
you swim across it

and heres a riddle of my own:
what holds a golden treasure, but has no hinges or clasps?

this is for the riddle at the end what holds a golden treasure,but has no hinges or clasps i am pretty sure it is an egg  

[parcenette]

ch0c0l4t3str4wb3rrYp0ckY

what's greater than god, eviler than the devil, the poor have it, the rich don't need it, and if you eat it you'll die

Love? Ahahahah.. Just guessing ^_^