{Please tell me if this is too bitchy even for Mala.}
"Oh, you know I would. In fact, that's not even me anywhere near my meanest. Your father can vouch for that." Mala said, recalling the many cases of jealousy when some amorous harlot or some such came chasing after Van since Jaquel was no longer available. Let's just say that there's a reason why plenty of women in the next town over have horrible burn scars somewhere on their bodies. To be fair, they did act quite rudely towards her - like they would each other when competing for Jaquel's affections.
"Oh, you know I would. In fact, that's not even me anywhere near my meanest. Your father can vouch for that." Mala said, recalling the many cases of jealousy when some amorous harlot or some such came chasing after Van since Jaquel was no longer available. Let's just say that there's a reason why plenty of women in the next town over have horrible burn scars somewhere on their bodies. To be fair, they did act quite rudely towards her - like they would each other when competing for Jaquel's affections.