From the heart of boredom

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

I'm a grown man, a badass metalhead, a viking who falls asleep listening to death metal and worships the ancient heathen gods while training to fight someday in Ragnarok.

And then my friend sends me Winney the Pooh plushies and I take adorable, cuddly pictures with them.

 

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

Facebook just recommended this to me and I'm not sure whether to be impressed, insulted, or both.

 

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

I MISSED PLAYING DESTINY 2 BUT I'M NOT READY TO WATCH MY SON CAYDE DIE!!!!!!! crying crying crying crying crying  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

I can totally imagine my cat selling my soul to Satan for something amazing and watch me descend to hell alone while crying over her inevitable betrayal only to find it was all an elaborate hoax and she comes down murdering everyone to free me so she gets her amazing thing free and I'm still alive but was just used as a pawn in her game.  

[Blind Blindness]

Didn't quote directly because my phone won't let me, but I read everything you said, such WONDERFUL NEWS. It's so amazing that you can now be the You you've always wanted to be. It doesn't get much better than that.

Here for you biggrin  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

5 weeks into recovery and holy Gods above! I have NEVER felt this confident in myself and my body!! I love how sexy I feel, how masculine I feel and look, and oh Gods I'm thankful. biggrin

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[Blind Blindness]

*not quoting you directly because my phone doesn't let me* WOW, go you!! You've been through quite a journey (to say the least!) Now is finally one of the greatest rewards, being as you as you can feel and be.  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

I get a lot of racist bastards on my vikings/Norse paganism blog, and having it be one of Tumblr's most popular of all in that category, and being slightly Tumblr famous in general, that does not make it any easier. I am VERY tolerant, always open to anybody regardless of race or previous (or lack thereof) religion practicing Asatru, but not everyone agrees and I get LOTS of opinions. So tonight, I had the greatest interaction.

Anon: are you even like, nordic lol
Me: Actually, yes I am. I have ancestors from Sweden! Does that make your racist heart happy?
*5 minutes pass*
Anon: Fair enough.
Me: smile  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

My aunts think age=knowledge and that is final; to them there exists no other way to obtain knowledge than to grow old. Obviously, this is bullshit, as literally numerous other ways exist to get knowledge like school, college, reading textbooks, articles, visiting places and experiencing things firsthand, etc. All my aunts ever do regardless of how true and straightforward the things I know and explain are is disregard them as wrong. They think solely because of my age there is no way I can know a damn thing. I politely explained, for example, the format of a meme and who the subject, Gerard Way, was, alongside why the meme was interpreted as humorous using the commonly-known information (which she did not know hence my explanation) that he is known for being edgy and sang one of the most infamous edgy songs which was all referenced in the format and subject of the meme. Then my aunt said, "Occam's Razor" which is the theory that nothing more than the initial assumption should be necessary to understand something. The definition of a meme is that it is an abstract joke and abstraction is something clouded in layers. You can't have one without the other.

I just can't wait for the day I get my doctorate. I'm gonna wave that s**t in my aunts' faces and tell them to kiss my knowledgeable a** now and tell me I know nothing.  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

In honor of motorcycle season!! Man, I hope to get my own bike someday soon. I want a classic Harley.  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

Inconvenience is the heart of inspiration.  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

Been away a while, but long story short, I've got a new brother!! He's a childhood friend who ran away from his abusive family, and we adopted him. He's the greatest, I would literally fling myself off a building for him (hell, I got up at 7am to work 5 hours only to ditch lunch immediately and drive an hour south to see him at his job, and I hate both waking up early and not eating).

Also been cuddling my cats a lot as usual. What else is new? And got the motorcycle driving manual to start preparing for my motorcycle license test.  

[Paladin Magnus Dawnguard]

WHO GAVE MEN THE RIGHT TO BE SO CUTE?????? redface  

[Blind Blindness]

Paladin Magnus Dawnguard

Been away a while, but long story short, I've got a new brother!! He's a childhood friend who ran away from his abusive family, and we adopted him. He's the greatest, I would literally fling myself off a building for him (hell, I got up at 7am to work 5 hours only to ditch lunch immediately and drive an hour south to see him at his job, and I hate both waking up early and not eating).

Also been cuddling my cats a lot as usual. What else is new? And got the motorcycle driving manual to start preparing for my motorcycle license test.

What a surprise! How adorable. How old is he? biggrin

Catsssss...love them. Have them.

Be careful on those motorcycles surprised