corrupt a wish

[superblal]

GRANTED but she turns against you and stabbs you with a knife

i wish for a horrible life where nothing can go wrong  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, you receive your oxymoron life, creating a paradox in the space- time continuum, so congrats you sick freak, you killed the entire universe and all the other universes too.

I wish supernoob3334 didn't royally screw up the universe.  

[BlueNeko13]

WISH GRANTED but another person takes his place and screws up the universe

I wish I could fly  

[SilentEnigma9k1]

Wish granted. However it only lasts for 5 minutes and you fall and crash and burn.

I wish for a wish without corruption.  

[BlueNeko13]

GRANTED only you create a gap in time in which your wish is lost in

I wish I talk to kitties 4laugh  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted but you find out that every meow is them cussing at us
I wish I was royalty.  

[BlueNeko13]

GRANTED but i get jealous and kill you

I wish my cat ears looked more like cat ears  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, you become a full cat then get killed by a dog.
I wish BlueNeko13 was back from the dead. She's a good rival.  

[BlueNeko13]

GRANTED only you go to hell in my place

I wish I had more money  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! All the money you can think of falls out of the sky and gives you so many paper cuts that you have to go to the hospital.

I wish I had more chocolate. 4laugh  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but after a second it all turns into vanilla
I wish I had a normal family.  

[BlueNeko13]

GRANTED but they are so normal they turn to stone

i wish for a fish  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, you get a shark, which is a type of fish
I wish I had good friends like you two IRL.  

[BlueNeko13]

GRANTED only you only that they are clone of us

i wish i had 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 kitties  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted but you drown in your sea of kitties
I wish for anime.