"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[SinginginSilence]

Marshmellow eggs

What makes gum chewy?  

[Happy atheist777]

pig snot

why is paris hilton dumb?  

[SinginginSilence]

Because the earth would implode if she was smart.

What is the boogie man?  

[Masoufle]

You...
Who is the chocolate man with Chuck Norris?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because there is such thing is strawberry milk.

Why does strawberry milk taste like skim milk with pink color?  

[Masoufle]

Because it is...
Who is the icecream man?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Michael Jackson.

What with the Thriller song?!  

[Happy atheist777]

pop goes the weasel

why do we HAVE to go to school?  

[snipers code]

to blow them up


why not poke a bear its belly, when it looking for food?  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

because then you won't get your three wishes.

why does everyone hate america?  

[Louise the Bump Fairy]

We are mysteriously ninja-proof.

Why is there an atmosphere?  

[Vashtastic]

to keep nature from interfering with global warming

what do children have against washing their hands?  

[-Lustful Hon3y-]

Because they started masturbating

Why do Barney have the hots for me?

 

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because Phones were invented

When is breaking dawn coming out?  

[Bakistic]

It already has! I'm reading it as we speak!

Why is Chuck Norris so amazing?