Ruin My Wish game

[magic_doglover]

granted, but for some reason it only works when you are asleep.

i wish that i could ruin other people's wishes at will.  

[BlueNightsForever]

Granted, you ruin people's wishes but find yourself all alone in the world.

I wish that my home was cleaned already.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it becomes so clean that nothing provides any traction anymore, so you can't stand on or grip anything in it.

i wish i was a wizard.  

[Darks sister]

Granted. But you use your new magical powers to kill people, the Ministry of Magic catches you, and you get hauled off to Azkaban.

I wish cookies never made me fat.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but now they taste bad.

i wish that every human on Earth was physically asexual.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted; but people have no sexual attraction towards one another.

I want I mean wish for a pair of wings like this.  

[Buffer920]

wish granted you get wings like that but then is shot down by u.s jet fighter.
i wish for my xbox live to work  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but the bills are more expensive alone than all the other bills put together.

I wish for an eagle *flaps arm* woop woop!  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it doesn't like you, and uses its impressive claws to tear you up at every chance it gets.

i wish i understood Japanese and Latin.  

[4thewin]

Granted but you're paralyzed and mute, so you can't communicate back in any way.

I wish my next wish couldn't be ruined  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but you decided not to wish for anything.

i wish that i knew for certain that what i wrote above made sense.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted; but other people didn't think like wise.

I wise I have a pet dragon who would love me forever!  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it thinks you are a masochist, so shows its love by slowcooking your limbs.

i wish that scientists would create the perfect genetic splicing of cat and dog.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

D:

Granted; but "that scientist" didn't help when that was a whole room of them.

I wish that my hand wasn't so shakey >.<  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it is now completely immobile.

i wish that i had perfect vision without wearing glasses.