Never ending story......

[Keiko Kawazaki]

The nuke turned out to be fake; it didn't explode but...  

[Heartbroken-3]

cracked and showed the magical surprise inside. It was a...  

[Parisian Loafer]

pumpkin so large it could feed the citizens of New York...  

[GoldenFraggle]

So everyone in New York got a pumpkin pie and....  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

CRANBERRY SAUCE! However....  

[kakashiloves]

not 1 little piggy so he hung him self.........  

[Heartbroken-3]

but was saved by the tooth fairy...  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

... who had scrambled eggs and a skillet, and had been looking for some bacon.......  

[RosieRedHair]

But then the tooth fairy remembered she was vegetarian so instead, she had ...  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Strawberries and apples. Now she...  

[Heartbroken-3]

turned the piggy into a yargl that ate things that....  

[MameJenny]

No one would ever eat, but meanwhile, trying to save him, someone...  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Casted a spell to shrink everyone to the size of raisins! Now that everyone's tiny they...  

[BlueFireChicken]

grow wings to fly to  

[majicca]

a land where everyone eats green cheese and salsa all day and where instead of eyes they have