Tell a lie about the person above you.

[Prince Darialan]

^ is a superhero. shhhh.  

[Nei1]

^ is a side KICK. *boot*  

[Bao Sanniang]

^Her favorite story is the one about Lot's daughters, whom she envies.  

[Volvy]

^ Can't turn left.  

[Bao Sanniang]

^Looks totally modern.  

[Nei1]

^ is still using a 2800 modem.  

[Volvy]

^ Doesn't know what a modem is.  

[Nei1]

^ speaks in machine code.  

[Volvy]

^ Owns a flying monkey  

[Nei1]

^ will get them my pretties.  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

^ is really a tranny  

[Nei1]

^ is Dark Falz, the evil creature who appears every 1,000 years.  

[Volvy]

^ Is responsible for summoning Dark Falz from the Pit of Oblivion  

[Nei1]

^ has killed Red Ringo.  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

^ Ate my favourite ball of tinfoil gonk