Vending machine

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get able.

*Inserts nickname*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a name tag.

*inserts power armor*  

[Mega Mullet]

you get mechine gun
(incerts boot)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get foot soldiers.

*inserts army tank*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get a stripper in a tank.

*Inserts barbie doll*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a headless Barbie doll.

*inserts dog tags*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get ran over by tanks.

*Inserts Kid Icarus: Uprising*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The machine falls on you and flattens you.


*inserts bloody latex gloves*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get flattened by Boris Hand.

*Inserts jingle*  

[Alice WR Ashdown]

You receive a bell.

*Puts in a wish*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a golden star.

*Inserts Bill Gates*  

[Alice WR Ashdown]

You get a Mac //shot

*Puts it a message in a bottle*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get The Police

*Inserts Boris*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get ground cat meat.


*inserts dead body to hide the evidence*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get your jollies tickled.

*Inserts cold*