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[BannedNHacked34]

42!

why does a cow go "ribbit"? smile  

[Zera Stardust]

It thinks it's a cat.

What's up?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

*Looks up* The usual.

What's down?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The economy...except in Canada, bitches. Haha!!



Why did all the dinosaurs die out?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Because they tried to take my cookies...

Why is France so stuck-up?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because it's full of French people.


Why does the United States think it's better than the rest of the world?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

'Cause under the proper administrations we are. We need a good administration right now.

Why doesn't Obama have any regard for the Constitution?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I don't give a ********. I'm Canadian.


Why is Stephen Harper still Prime Minister?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

I don't give two $#!+s. I'm American.

Why was Canada late for D-Day?  

[Garynook]

They were hung over from C-Day.

Where is Metal Wolf Chaos?  

[Zera Stardust]

Behind you!

What happened to the good old days?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

They became senile and forgot about you.

Why is music so important?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because silence is annoying with all its noise.


Are you going to kill me?  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Eventually.

Do you like juice?  

[Luxurious Poverty]

I prefer solids.

Why does the moon eat carrots?