corrupt a wish

[CresentMoon14]

Granted, turns out you now have it yesterday and you fail it.

I wish I had more orange jucie boxes  

[Yreduasp]

You get a straw and stick it in only to find that the orange juice box is empty, you then spend the rest of your life sticking straws into empty orange juice boxes and eventually die from a lack of orange juice.

I wish that I had a soul.  

[BlueNeko13]

GRANTED only you get a soul that is so demented that it causes you to commit suicide

i wish i had pocky  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! but you only get half of one. (The other half was chewed of by my dog)

I wish people wouldn't always flush me the forum for "Flush". crying  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but remember: I was the first to flush you (by accident)
I wish I could protect all my friends and family.  

[Besulalea]

They're already being protected by the goverment's secret service because they're famous important people.

I wish I could paint amazing landscapes!!  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But you only get one stroke of amazingness painting skills.

I wish I actually had a tiger.  

[Besulalea]

Granted! But it has to be taken away from you due to Wild Animal for Pets Law forbids you to have one.

I wish I could sing! 8D  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But you get a really bad cold so the doctors forbid you talk and sing.

I wish I could turn into a kitty without having to be a rabid kitty. crying  

[Besulalea]

Granted! But once you turn, you can never turn back or speak human. ._.

I wish I could fly! 8DD  

[333sama333]

MEEEEEWWWW! XD (Can I at least type? XD) But you crash into a plain from lack of practice.

I wish I could speak human again....but still be a cat and speak cat. XD  

[Besulalea]

Granted! But you'll be stuck using the litter box forever!!! gonk

I wish I could make my own fashion line!! 8DD  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But the computer blows up because it doesn't like fashion lines.

I wish I could draw tigers without them looking all creepyful.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but they come to life and try to eat you.
I wish I could be more random.  

[333sama333]

Granted! But you're so random, that it winds around you become boring.

I wish I could talk to tigers to keep them from trying to bite off my head. ^^