The White Rabbit Cafe

[Methodless Madness]

Aiden watched in amusement as Spork jumped up and snatched the taco out of Yggdra's hands, laying on the floor and gnawing on it.  

[diamond princess ashley]

pudding grabs a monkey backpack in the corrner of the room and finds a small picture and i put it on the counter then i find a small bag and i put that near the picture and then i find a tiny bone
"can doggie have this"
it grows in my hand and it is now the size of a dino bone
"i found this"  

[i MrMiachi]

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[Solarnox]

((What the hell O_o))  

[diamond princess ashley]

(( stare sorry he is kinda out their stare ))  

[Solarnox]

((Right... o__o))  

[i MrMiachi]

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4  

[Methodless Madness]

Aiden woke up to find himself in a chair next to Pudding. "Woah. That was a weird dream. Guess what, Maria!
"Hmm?"
"I dreamed I had a girlfriend. And one of the employees was hitting on you...ewwww." he cried in mock disgust.
"Oh-ho. Hilarious, Aiden." she said, venom in her voice.  

[Tacos4lunch]

So, this is the white rabbit cafe... ((things out of "" are thoughts))
"MARIA!" hmm, werre is she.....  

[Methodless Madness]

"Hmm? Yes, hon?" she asked the girl who just walked in the door. The girl was wearing a low cut dress and Maria eyed her own reflection in the mirror self-consciously, tugging her shirt down a little.  

[Tacos4lunch]

"Oh there you are.... Hey, I saw that you were hiring so, can I have a job? I'm good with customers" gives maria a wink  

[Solarnox]

((Hey long time has been!))
Darkson stared for a while at Maria when a girl came in the cafe, she seemed to know Maria.

Key was lost in thought know almost falling asleep, she sighed "Dark..." she called

"huh? oh yes miss" he asked in concern of Key, she hardly asked him for anything so it was kind of weird to hear her calling him like that

"I need my bag"

"Here" Dark said while handing her the heavy bag

Key grabbed it and took out a small round thing, it had inside two pills, the girl swallow the pills and sighed as Darkson stared back at Maria and the other girl.  

[Tacos4lunch]

"Heya Key!" Asagi said with girly enthusiasm
"I havent seen you in ages!"  

[Solarnox]

"wha?...oh Asagi, hey what you doing here?" Key asked half asleep

"Do you know her?"

"uh yeah she is a friend" key mumbled at Darkson

"right..." Dark muttered to himself as he laid back in his chair

"So what are you doing all the way here?" Key asked with a sleepy voice but looking kindly at Asagi  

[Methodless Madness]

Maria's eyes narrowed. "Mhmm, I'm sure you are, hon. Especially with the-ahem-male customers-ahem-excuse me, I seem to have a bit of a cough." she said, muttering the last part. She tilted her head. Did Key know Asagi?