Tell a lie about the person above you.

[Volvy]

^ defected from Cuba in the 1930's to become a scuba-diving CIA operative.  

[Bao Sanniang]

^Led the Israelites out of Egypt and wandered the wilderness for 40 years.  

[Volvy]

^ is the one who gave me those bad directions  

[Nei1]

^ took a left at Albuquerque.  

[Volvy]

^ has a rivalry with Daffy Duck  

[Nei1]

^ just got served.  

[Volvy]

^ is the waiter who served me  

[Bao Sanniang]

^Eats baby back ribs made from babies.  

[SakuraTheBlueTiger]

^ Stole my favourite ball of tin foil!!! gonk  

[Nei1]

^ wraps your body in foil that acts like a antenna.  

[Prince Darialan]

^Has a fascination with ears to the point of a bad obsession.  

[Nei1]

^ throws red roses.  

[Volvy]

^ eats gym socks  

[Nei1]

*nom* *nom* *nom*

^ is pregnant.  

[Volvy]

^ is the father...