The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[ChronosTimeMage]

it couldn't have been me! i was at said bank to make a deposit when someone broke in robbing the place!

you took the last chocolate chip cookie from the cookie jar! how could you!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Serrenedy made me hungry!

You robbed the blood bank  

[The Original Jitterbug]

I was making a Frozen Blood sculpture, and well, not just ANY blood will do...

You overthrew the united states government! (No rules baby!!!)  

[Minnta Aloripma]

You can prove nothing

You danced on someone's head  

[ChronosTimeMage]

have you seen Lady Gaga's newest hat? It's a whole freakin dance floor!!!!! (i wouldn't be surprised if she has one of these someday... 3nodding )

why did you bite me!?!  

[The Original Jitterbug]

Because your made of tasty, nutrient rich Adult Meat, as opposed to useless baby meat.

Why won't you tell me where on earth Carmen Sandiego is?! gonk  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Cause I don't know either! crying

You ate the Gingerbread Man's gumdrop buttons!  

[Valiant Fenris]

And they were tasty

You used a gender bender potion on me!  

[KBiT]

It seemed like a good idea at the time

You stole my back-up gender bender potion to reverse the damage  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Was that what that was? Oops... sweatdrop

You went adventuring without me  

[KBiT]

I had to go dungeon-raiding in the vain hope that I'd get another gender bender potion from a random drop; no such luck

You are not helping the situation!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I said I was sorry!

You spilled the gender bender potion I stole so now I can't give it back!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You have no one to blame but yourself, spaz.


You replaced my state-issued prisoner beating bat with a Nerf one.  

[Valiant Fenris]

cus your too mean

You messed with my hair DX  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It's part of the torture to get you to reveal where the rebel bases are...oh, and where you put my prisoner beating bat. Now fess up, or else *buzzes electric razor*


You farted in the torture chair.