"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[ohaidiana]

Because its cool.

Why am I weird?

 

[-Lustful Hon3y-]

Because you're a smoker. xp

Are you hot or what?

 

[dragonfly1212]

heart What
What is better good or bad?  

[go chudley cannons]

TRiCK QUESTiON--FLYiNG LLAMAS ARE MONKS WHO MAGiCTASTiCALLY CONJURE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS FiLLED WiTH TALKiNG ONE-EYED OCTUPUSES.

WHY iS THiS WRiTTEN iN ORANGE?  

[-Lustful Hon3y-]

Because i pee red.

Why do humans have sex?

 

[go chudley cannons]

'CUZ i SAiD SO.

WHY iS THE DALAi LLAMA BALD?  

[Suge_da]

Because he got spit on BY a llama..and we all know that llama spit is acidic 3nodding

Why do i love dark colors?  

[-Lustful Hon3y-]

Cause you love dark boys.

Why did your mom get pregnant with you?

 

[snipers code]

she said 'oops its silped' XD

yawn did i just sneeze?  

[Masoufle]

no but you did it while sleeping...
Who is micheal jackson?  

[Xaras Cullen]

[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]

The product of God with a bad case of diarrhea.
Why is Robert Pattinson so damn hot?

[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]

 

[AndrewBot]

because he isn't

why aren't i rich?  

[Xaras Cullen]

[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]

Because werewolf lovers are frowned upon by the gods of money and frugalty.
Why are werewolves so lame?

[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]

 

[AndrewBot]

because they feel bad for the vampires who are even more lame

why are pirates awesome?  

[Xaras Cullen]

[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]

Becasue they want to be like the ninjas which are more awesome.
Why do I feel a natural aversion against the GD forum?

[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]