Why did you divorce the person above you?

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

He didn't like me for not liking the grayscale  

[Fallenarchangel999]

She was way too bright and sparkly.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't remove his armor before he went to bed like I asked him to many times.  

[yamikasake]

She doesn't like armor.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He was always cold whenever he hugged me.  

[yamikasake]

She was always warm whenever she hugged me.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He would hold me too close and sink his fangs into my neck while sucking my blood every night.  

[yamikasake]

She divorced me 4 times for the same reason.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't let me sleep in peace because he claimed he was keeping an eye on things at night.  

[yamikasake]

I had to keep an eye on her at night because she is a sleepwalker.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

All he wanted for dinner was peppermint lollipops!
Who can survive off that sort of stuff?

 

[MaronKuzaka]

Her tail would always cut through our water bed gonk  

[engineer-of-doom]

glow in the dark tattoos... couldn't get any sleep  

[Princess Zelda21]

She claimed to be a guardian of children, but I wouldn't buy her story.  

[yamikasake]

She was too busy with her guild to care about our marriage.

She cut me off all the time.