Ruin My Wish game

[magic_doglover]

granted. the only people to throw it at/to, though, are clones of you.

i wish that i was more imaginative when it comes to making avis.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted, you make something so creative,its stupid and caused a virus that destroyed all the internet. Way to go...

I wish had 1 cent.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it materialized inside your tongue. good luck getting it out before you get metal poisoning.

i wish that i had something better to do than rapidly reply to threads.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but you die in a bunjee jumping accident
i wish i could come up with a half decent legoTruckTrial chassis... nothing has worked so far...  

[xukshia]

Granted, but later you realize that you made a mistake and built the Lego truck out of puzzles.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it will only happen after you die.

i wish that i didn't have to go to college tomorrow (or any other day).  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted but you'll never find a job.
I wish there's more episodes to Durarara!!!  

[RobX2000]

Granted they never stop showing re-runs

I wish I had a Neko Girlfriend.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. she accidentally scratches you and you die of cat-scratch fever.

i wish that fairies were real.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but they all get eaten by birds.
i wish i owned a minigun with a couple cases full of ammo.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted but you blew your head off when you tried it out.
I wish that I can make a Vocaloid song.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you become a demi-hologram with one of those "uncanny valley"-ish voices and can only exist in mirrors from now on.

i wish that genetic engineering would progress to the point where we could make superhumans.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but they are prone to psychotic suicidal rampages.
wish i had a car that ran.  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

granted, but it gets totald the day after you get it
I wish america could find a way not to be hated by all the other countries  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it kills every person that lives/lived in any other country.

i wish that alcoholic beverages were no longer made.