Vending machine

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a scythe chopping your head off.

*inserts dream angel's head*  

[Ember Terran]

You get a halo, but then you wake up and have nothing surprised

*Inserts one of Seans notes*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get invite for dinner for two.

*insert some of Ember's super alien robot technology*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

You get bamboo technology.

*Inserts tarot cards*  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get an Uno deck

*inserts crowbar*  

[September Equinox]

It gives you a hamburger...

*Puts in a rainbow*  

[KBiT]

You get a double rainbow; what does it mean?

*Puts in spent bullet shell*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get fired from a canon.

*Inserts barbie doll*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

You get a disproportionate woman! CONGRATS!

*inserts pumpkins*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get squash.

*inserts incendiary grenades*  

[KBiT]

You get napalm... Sprayed in the face!

*Inserts casino chip*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

It dealt you a hand of cards!

*Inserts rocks*  

[dream angel 176]

you get Dimonds.
inserts rusty horeshoe  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You get a rusty nail

*inserts bag full of money*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get mugged.

*Inserts amputate armpit*