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[Ninja Rin666]

San Fran.

Are all your bases belonging to us yet?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Not before I nuke your face off.


Who's that man I see in the mirror?  

[Zera Stardust]

That's Bob... He eats people.

Okay, who is eated mai cheezburger?  

[Breaking The Skyline]

I did because i waz hungry

Why is the grass green?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Because magenta grass would look just weird.



Why do military suits look so awesome?  

[yaone07]

Because my cousin always has to wear one.

Why is my ex still texting me, even though I've said the meanest things to him?

 

[Garynook]

Because he's deaf. Try signing them.

How does one spell coelacanth?  

[yaone07]

Uhm..I guess they don't.

What's on your left right now?

 

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

My arm.

What's on your right?  

[Banryu Halberd]

pudding

whats on your face?  

[Zera Stardust]

Your blood.

What's love got to do with it?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Everything.

How gentle is the rain?  

[Zera Stardust]

Each drop feels like a bullet.

Who would win in a fight?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Bandora

Where do the cows roam free?  

[Eruresto]

Mars

Why is the ocean blue?