corrupt a wish

[goodshot911SNK]

wish granted
but your power is to be layem



i wish nobody woud touch this  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

granted, but u can not stop the annoying "cant touch this" background music.....

i wish for more "moribito" anime to air.  

[Lycan842]

GRANTED! But it is in a language that you can not understand and there are no subtitles.

I wish I could fly when ever I want at no cost  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But on the first try, you run into an airplane.

I wish I had more chocolate. ^^  

[superblal]

GRATED! but the chocolate is actually dog poo

i wish i had no homework  

[roni_ruin]

GRANTED! But instead of homework your parents make you do chores all night.

I wish i could be invisible sometimes....  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But people start to scream in terror when they see you.

I wish school was a relaxing game room thing. cool  

[Lycan842]

Granted! But now you can not go home until the school year has ended.

I wish zombies were real but could not move on their own  

[SpokenSoftly]

Granted! But now zombies can make humans come toward them, and they test this new power out on YOU!!!

I wish that this wish of the next person to post here would be granted and have no negative consequences whatsoever, in any way, shape, or form.  

[Lycan842]

GRANTED! But the the wish stops when they want it to.

I wish this wish did not count for the previous person's wish.  

[GhostiePrincess]

Granted... but the whole space time continum explodes and there is nothing left. We are all dead...

I wish i had told my family and friends i loved them...  

[Emperor Magnis]

Granted! but you said it in polish and they didn't understand it.

I wish I could travel through time.  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But You can't control it an you go back to the dinosaur ages and is trapped there.

I wish that you could download songs for free. =_=  

[Yreduasp]

Granted! But they are never songs you like and you end up smashing your computer.

I wish I could make people understand me.  

[echobunny]

Granted and in understanding you, you understand them and realize the true nature of humanity should never have been realized in the first place. Madness ensues.

I wish I could have some cake right now.