Ruin My Wish game

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. All the alcoholics lead an angry mob against you.

I wish I could survive falling into the valley called 'love'  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but now you keep falling constantly just to feel the sensation...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Non-existent wish granted! But you need to wait in line for 10 hours to get it.

I wish it snowed in asia  

[Deathfrost]

(lol sorry about that... sweatdrop )
Granted but then it snows nonstop & everyone freezes...

I wish I could control everyone on the planet...  

[JTN]

Granted! 3nodding

*produces Master Control Module*

...it's a suppository. twisted



I wish my family would at least get along for the holidays. stressed  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but now the 'get along' a little too well...

I wish I could have anything I want with no negative repercussions...  

[magic_doglover]

granted. a stray, momentary desire for nonexistence is then granted. (nonexistence is neutral, not negative!)

i wish that i was certain that the above was correct.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Now you're never certain about anything other than that

I wish the real Johnny Depp (in any attire. I wouldn't mind) stood under a mistletoe with me this christmas + tradition of standing under a mistletoe.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but it only happens after he suffers from an aging sickness which also makes him lose his teeth and have horrible breath.

i wish that mistletoe wasn't poisonous, so its associated tradition wouldn't be so distractingly ironic.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but ironically, it creates a magical field around itself that turns all kisses deadly.
i wish i owned my own snowboard, boots, and bindings.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. They're cheap and aren't durable... at all!

I wish for a bouquet of roses  

[Liquidmikie]

...  

[RobX2000]

granted they have thorns that are razor sharp and are tipped in poison...

I wish I was invincible.  

[Annie Stephenie]

Granted..The actual "invincible" comes and eats you alive! whee
I wish my bf loved me forever.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. little did you know that his love is of the same type as Irwin's bunny.

i wish i had a longer winter break.