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 Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:56 pm
Becuase It's girlfrind broke up with it.
Dude, where's my car?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:38 pm
In the pool.
How do you sleep?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:43 pm
In a hole in the road.
Ever realize it was never really the "Final" Fantasy?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:23 pm
By giving birth.
Why did I almost forget to ask a question?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 7:59 am
Because you never had one in the first place.
Are you okay?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:27 pm
Nope, I'm dieing. *dies*
Are you sad that I'm dead now?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:29 pm
Not really.
Why is there wind?!
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:14 pm
Because you passed gas secretly and tried to blame it on something else.
Why do farts stink?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:51 pm
because you accidentally inhaled gloom's essence and is now excreting it
Why am I posting here instead of studying for my remaining midterm exams?
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:57 pm
Because your hand is glued to the mouse
Why do people say "bump"?
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:31 am
To quote Shakespeare.
Why do people rofl ?
P.S. Shakespeare invented the word bump.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:14 pm
Because they can't roll in a chair.
Why does Metallica kick so much a**?
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:28 pm
because the fans that get close to them have magnets in their back pockets, and the metal of their boots are attracted to them.
how do i not really know who/what Metallica is?
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:23 pm
Go ask alice.
What time is it when your rooster starts crowing at midnight?
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