corrupt a wish

[Emperor Magnis]

Granted, but as we all know: The cake is a lie.

I wish had the power to control peoples minds  

[Arachnakid]

Granted, while you are sleeping and having a horrible nightmare so all the people in the world act out this nightmare.

I wish I could understand any technology just by looking at it.  

[Catkid_neo]

Arachnakid

Granted, while you are sleeping and having a horrible nightmare so all the people in the world act out this nightmare.

I wish I could understand any technology just by looking at it.

Granted, but you will be the only person in the worldwho knows how to fix stuff. Therefore, you'll have a very VERY busy life!

I wish for my birthday this year to be the best one ever! biggrin  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but your family spent all of their money on awesome presents and became bankrupt. Then a burglar came by and stole everything. crying

I wish I had a bag of endless money.  

[Catkid_neo]

Wolfgaze

Granted, but your family spent all of their money on awesome presents and became bankrupt. Then a burglar came by and stole everything. crying

I wish I had a bag of endless money.

Granted, but it gets stolen by a robber.

I wish for Mr. Tweety-Wing to go away.  

[CresentMoon14]

granted, but a more evil version comes back to haunt you and is not happy since you wished it away

I wish people would RP faster ^.^  

[KylaiaJmaa]

granted! but thwy RP so fast you never get a word in and eventually leave in dispair

I wish that I didn't have to do any assignments for the rest of the school year.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted, but overall you fail the rest of your school career.

I wish I could read minds. emo
((And I just know I'm setting myself up for an easy corruption))  

[elizzz07]

Granted. You hear your parents planning out an erotic evening. D:

I wish I was the greatest pianist in the world.

 

[Britainian_Knight]

Granted! but in a horrible accident you lose the use of your fingers.

I wish People would be smarter... say nothing less than 110 for IQ  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but your IQ is the minimum, while everyone else's is higher.
I wish I could find this music I'm looking for.  

[Kirksome]

Granted... but... uh... after you become one you finally realize you have no idea what a technomancer is.

(( Seriously... what's a technomancer? ))

I wish I was playing badminton right now... crying  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But once you start playing, you lose all the skill you had at it.

I wish I could have an endless supply of music!