Magical Soda Machine

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

gets apple sauce

inserts axe  

[MotherMoo]

gets a dead innocent bunny

inserts a noose  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets hanged
Inserts red rum  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Get 3/4 odds at the 4.15 at chelmsford

Inserts Dodo D.N.A.  

[Nei1]

Gets a very large bird which science failed to make correctly.
Inserts a spectacle.  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: Testicles, wallet and watch.

Inserts: D&D 4.0  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets huge a** bag of dice

Inserts lamas

dramallama  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

gets a duck

inserts demented cartoon movie  

[killafrog]

gets loony tunes eek

inserts bait  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a fishy story about where the soda went

Inserts complete works of Benjimin Disraili  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a short comment in an episode of Family Guy.

Inserts dog fur  

[killafrog]

gets peta

inserts a rag  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets monster dust bunnies

Inserts air traffic controllers  

[AschfahlDahlia]

Gets: an anatomically correct Ken doll attached to a pair of sound proof ear plugs

Inserts: a mutated demonic troll doll (with purple belly jem)  

[rave kitty king]

gets a new personal assistant

inserts pennywise the clown