Ruin My Wish game

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted but you have nothing to do and get bored out of your mind.
I wish I can be financially secure.  

[magic_doglover]

((too late for that.))

granted. what little finances you do recieve are secure, but quite small, forever.

i wish that my grandmother was as healthy as she could possibly be.  

[Philonious]

too late, barack obama ruined it all you lose  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted? really unsure where to go with that one......

i wish i could sleep.
*note to self, 3 Amps in only 5 hours is a BAD idea.... even if you've been snowboarding.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but when you fall asleep it was in the bank in the middle of a heist and woke up without your wallet, liccence or anything, not even the clothes in your back xP.

I wish for an explosive pie to land on the pie factory to devastate it.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted but that pie factory belonged to your family and you are forced to live in the streets.
I wish human anatomy wasn't so hard to learn.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted! They only had one bone so their body form was so simple it was like a blob with a head, unfortunately it made others like that as well, have fun having no hands, or Legs, or reproduction organs xP

I wish my assasination corporation would give me more respect before i deside to kill them all... I don't fear death since it can't happen to me...  

[magic_doglover]

granted. they respect you so much that they refuse to help or supply you in any way during your missions, as they are certain you can do them no matter what circumstances you are in.

i wish that people liked dust.  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted, now everyone chooses to live in houses made out of dust which gets destroyed by every little breeze.
I wish that I do not know how to procrastinate.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you never stop working and eventually die from exhaustion.

i wish that chocolate milk didn't spoil.

((by the way, FANTASTIC username.))  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. The ones that don't spoil taste BAD

I wish for world...........destruction  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted. Now you have nothing to live on.
I wish I can find all the materials needed for my research.  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but now you can only find stuff that has to do with that specific research & nothing else...
I wish I could be a gaia developer...  

[Shy_Meganekko]

Granted, you now have no life and you are living below the poverty line.
I wish my hair isn't frizzy.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted, but you lose your nails.
I wish I was a foot taller.