corrupt a wish

[Britainian_Knight]

Granted! yet now you must go through life hearing it everywhere and not being able to enjoy it.

I wish I was in better health.  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but someone runs you over with a truck. O_O

I wish that exams and homework doesn't exist.  

[I Seal I]

Granted, but you now have to stay at school 24/7 doing work and all kinds of exams.

I wish I had 10mil in g. :3  

[superblal]

granted now you have 10 mill pieces of gum!

i wish i had a grilled medium rare sirloin steak on a plate on a table at ground level and i am seated in a chair on ground level NEXT to the table where the medium rare grilled sirloin steak sits on a plate at ground level.

(lets see you mess that one up! twisted )  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but over 20 dogs runs over to the steak (since it's ground level) and eats it all before you could even have a taste.

I wish I could remember all of the characters in 'A Christmas Carol'.  

[superblal]

granted... but that's all you remember

i wish i had an aquarium turtle  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Granted, but it dies two hours later instead of living up to its life expectancy.
I wish I was prettier.  

[superblal]

granted but every guy you meet starts stalking you

i wish i have a sledgehammer  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

granted but you accidentally hit your friend in the head and kill them
I wish I had a really pretty voice that everyone likes.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but then you lose your voice.
I wish this wish gets corrupted.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Granted? But you can never wish another wish again.
I wish I could get a REALLY cute boy to date me. x3  

[xDreamCatcher]

Granted, but he ends up being a total jerk face and ends up breaking up with you after a day or so.
I wish I could meet the korean band Big Bang in person and be able to hang out w/ them for one whole week w/o any disruptions and they are really nice to me and I'm able to take pictures w/ them that I'll be able to keep forever and they turn out as awesome pics. They also autograph and buy stuff for me, being super friendly and considerate. I also want to be able to understand everything they're saying.

(I wonder how this is gonna be turned into a bad wish)  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

xDreamCatcher

Granted, but he ends up being a total jerk face and ends up breaking up with you after a day or so.
I wish I could meet the korean band Big Bang in person and be able to hang out w/ them for one whole week w/o any disruptions and they are really nice to me and I'm able to take pictures w/ them that I'll be able to keep forever and they turn out as awesome pics. They also autograph and buy stuff for me, being super friendly and considerate. I also want to be able to understand everything they're saying.

(I wonder how this is gonna be turned into a bad wish)

Granted, but behind your back, they secretly hated you. One week later, they all die, and the last person they were with was you. The cops arrest you for being suspicious, and then you're finally thrown into jail for the rest of your life. heart

I wish to have awesome hair without any harm being done to it.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but your awesome hair appears on your back and it can't be removed because that would count as harm coming to it.
I wish I could time travel.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Granted, but you get stuck between time and space.
I wish I was a famous rockstar.