Ruin My Wish game

[ace_frozen1]

Granted, but its someone else's foot.

I wish winter was over already...  

[Deathfrost]

Granted, but now it will never be winter again & people who love Christmas are constantly hanging around you waiting for the perfect moment to disembowel you...

I wish for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more wishes...  

[Tambergal]

granted but you become mute and the genie cannot read or understand sign language

i wish my leg would stop being sore  

[magic_doglover]

granted. your leg is gone now. you still have phantom pain, though.

i wish that everyone loved books.  

[engineer-of-doom]

magic_doglover

granted. your leg is gone now. you still have phantom pain, though.

i wish that everyone loved books.

Granted, but now even a paperback book costs $100...

I wish that I could resist temptation better.  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

Granted but you can't tell what you want anymore

I wish for no more cancer (as if you haven't heard that before)  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted my child, but now STDs are at an all time high. I wish my friend would come back from Iraq. emo  

[magic_doglover]

granted. however, he is a friendly, smelly zombie when he returns.

i wish that stories i want to read would come out more quickly.  

[Pure 3picness]

granted, but you die before you buy one

I wish the world was perfect  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted but now nothing interesting ever happens and the world you knew has become dull and tasteless.

I wish my grape vine would grow faster. blaugh  

[DesertSkorpion]

Granted, but now it only gives you sour grapes.
I wish I had my '84 full size Bronco back.  

[JTN]

Granted, but in order to save on delivery fees, it's been "repackaged" into a nice compact and efficient little cube.


I wish we didn't run out of milk.

*chokes down dry bagels*  

[brass_monkey360]

Granted " as a title wave of ice cold milk destroys your house"

I wish I never saw my mom's trap stamp.... gonk  

[khadivh]

granted. instead, you saw her -other- tattoo, which is in a much more private area. and then were stricken blind, with the image burned into your mind for all eternity.


I wish I were a movie star.  

[Deathfrost]

Granted but it was a porn movie star so you have 300 stds & only get to enjoy your fame for 3 seconds before you die...

I wish that nothing bad ever happened to me ever again (including death...)