Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[ProphecyEmpress]

Your mom's face.

What is the equivalent of Equal + Pie - Cookie divided by q squared multiplied to the 60 division?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Chocolate.

What is black and white and red all over?  

[ProphecyEmpress]

A killer cow.

When this cheese is thrown at the window, will it break?  

[magic_doglover]

((i don't know the correct comedic phrasing, but i think i understood the word trick behind whatever the answer is. the feet are doing the smelling, stealing the role of the nose, and the nose is doing the opposite with the feet.))

only if the window is gone.

are parentheses better than hyphens?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(((The answer is: You're upside down.)))

Only when I say so.

Can you ride your bike with no gravity?  

[magic_doglover]

((ha. thought it would be something like that.))

yes, as long as you have a jar or two of mayonnaise in your left front pocket.

how much more delicious is mayonnaise compared to Miracle Whip?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

It depends on when I when and how I want it to be delicious.

Why did the cow eat the tree?  

[magic_doglover]

because the voices told it to.

do you know the Muffin Man?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I AM the muffin man.

Do you know the muffin WOMAN?  

[magic_doglover]

YOU are the Muffin Woman. ((hermaphrodite.))

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had rabies?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

None.

If you were visited by the tooth fairy, what would you do?  

[magic_doglover]

take its teeth (somehow not painfully or permanently) and put them under its pillow. ((whatcha gonna do now, tooth fairy? rofl ))

what does the incarantion of pizza look like?  

[Ariemea]

Your mom.

What is the name of your cousin's aunt's sisters daughter?  

[magic_doglover]

Ariemea

who let the dogs out?  

[BannedNHacked34]

42!

Why is pizza italian?