corrupt a wish

[Arachnakid]

Granted, but you get caught up in a nasty scandal in which another (more famous) rockstar sues the pants off you and gets your children taken away.

I wish for a fantasy/sci-fi book that never ends and is always interesting. (a "bottomless" book! 3nodding )  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Granted, but your mummay burns it because you read too much.

I wish for love.  

[xDreamCatcher]

Granted, but it's a sadistic type of love that does you no good.
I wish I was prettier.  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But you're so pretty, that you have to hide your face.

I wish I could draw anything I wanted perfectly! 4laugh  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

Granted, but you get so angry with it being perfect that you chop off your hands.

I wish I could be Paris Hilton's BFF, and nothing would ever break us up or make me or her miserable!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but you both die. Hey, neither of you are miserable, right? You're both dead!!
I wish I had control over monkeys...  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Granted, but one day the monkeys take control of you and make you jump off the building.

I wish I had soda  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

granted, but u drop your soda the second you get it.
i wish i had a good book to read.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but you go blind the second you touch it.
I wish I was stronger.  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but when you were just about to test out your new strength, you suddenly tripped and broke your neck; resulting in being paralyzed for the rest of your life. ):

I wish I had lots of money, with no one to steal it. :3  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but now you also have nowhere to spend it, so it's basicly just useless green paper.
I wish for a tiger cub.  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but the tiger cub suddenly bit your hand and ran away. o:

I wish I had a very good sense of hearing.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but when your hearing gets better, all your other senses get worse.
I wish I had a real battle axe. For now, I just have a wooden one.  

[1_s i l v e r_h e a r t]

~granted~
but a homeless guy steals it from you xP
i wish for this guy to like me back  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but a few days later, he had to move to another country. )':

I wish I didn't have hayfever. D: