"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Jin-niasu]

He's Bored.

Why does fate not want my to buy a video game today?  

[LonelyRika]

because a kitty is hungry...

why is gum chewy...o_O;?  

[Vashtastic]

Because Santa has a secret vendetta against you, something to do with stale cookies.

Why is the world such a scummy place?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because it's filled with kitties.


Why did my friend buy a kitty game for no apparent reason?  

[Xaras Cullen]

[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]

Because that's all the videogame store had to offer.
Why is there always some whiney brat participating in every roleplay?

[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]

 

[XxdAh_raVing_CupycakExX]

b/c everyone loves skittles



where is amelia earhart?  

[Hiddochi wolf]

When the sun rises...

In your shoe


Why does time exist?

...its morning O_O

 

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because I typed something interesting!

Why are cellos unique?  

[Xaras Cullen]

[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]

Because nobody plays them.
Why can't Breaking Dawn be released tomorrow?

[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]

 

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Because if that happened, the bookstores would be mauled down by fan-boys and haters.

Why am I out of gum?

Deal with it...

 

[Masoufle]

Because I ate it...
Why is the movie Mama Mia a good movie?  

[Gawd3ss Owns Me]

Because Hardcore Nudity is awesome.

Why is the USA in a recession?  

[Cannibal- a n n i b a l]

Because all the dollar bills ran away to Turkey
D:


Why are kids from my school dissapearing?

 

[Jin-niasu]

The janitors are eating them.

Why haven't they cured cancer yet? D:  

[snipers code]

there use squeaky baby toys

is Dane Cook god?