Magical Soda Machine

[Angelicphrase]

Gets BBQ'ed hotwings of fear and a side of coleslaw

Inserts the Joker  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gets asked why you're so serious and told to smile at knifepoint.
Inserts first McDonald's commercial. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aASPLnrns8c  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a un-happy saturated fat filled meal

Inserts Third Rock from the Sun. (whats with the cake thing?)  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets prerecorded laughter
Inserts a jack in the box  

[MotherMoo]

gets the song "Pop Goes the Weasel" with a surprise at the end...

inserts a bottle of beer  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: An empty bottle of beer and a screen that says "Store does not accept this brand."

Inserts: A Mousai-class space battlecruiser.  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets: Lost in a worm hole
Inserts: A "I went all the way to the end of the universe and all I got was this t-shirt" shirt  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a "My daughter went to Cancun for spring break and all I got was this T-shirt and I couldn't be happier." shirt.

Inserts a Prinny.  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: Thoughts.

Inserts Filia_Nox (I just GOTTA know what I get back!)  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Gets Dark blue-zeus

Inserts a quarter  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets an 8 oz. bottle of Coke.

Inserts toothpick.  

[Exor Omega]

Gets: A sequoia (Ever see those machines in the cartoons that cut down and process an entire tree and spit out either a No.2 pencil or a toothpick...?)

Inserts: Left 4 Dead (X360)  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Gets: Resident evil 5

Inserts: a fudgesicle  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a Chocolate Death Reaper

Inserts Rabid Foamy Saliva, in a cute little Cologne sample bottle with a spray nozzle!  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets: Cujo in a pink sweater
Inserts: fragments of sanity