Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

she was too Jolly for me to resist  

[MaronKuzaka]

He didn't let me cook him stare sigh... and he tasted so good too... (*cough* sounds perverted but I did not mean it like that xD)  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She wanted to CUT MY HEAD OFF!!!*see's a pig and hides him*No one will hurt the pig.  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He was only using me for a satanic ritual. Should have known!  

[MaronKuzaka]

(haha rofl good one xD)

She would use our food to cover her body and would NOT let me to lick it off stare seeeeelfish... v_v  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

*see's a fish market selling fish*Sort of Ironic... She just thought of me as a meal,how do i know?She tried to jab my hand with a Knife on the first date.  

[MaronKuzaka]

I gave up and decided to find someone else to cook neutral  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

well at least i won't end up as a plater to you. HORRAY!  

[Arekusa]

Ninja powers were too strong for me D:

 

[--Forwardx3]

she wont do anything except standing infront of the mirror, unless i give her a new dress  

[the_hamster]

her tail was really stiff adn pokey not fun  

[Erik_Deadman]

becasue he kept on flirting with those who have skin on their body *weeps*  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

He was jealous of my skin.  

[yamikasake]

She didn't show her skin.  

[Jungle Boots]

i cant handle that kind of nymphomania. im just too fragile