Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[coco_mademoiselle000]

it's not. it's german, obvie.
why is there a clay heart sitting on my desk?  

[Ariemea]

BECAUSE IT WANTS TO.

Why does the sun shine?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because the moon resigned.
why did almost every single one of my pens die within two weeks of each other?  

[magic_doglover]

because they didn't like you.

who created email spam?  

[Ariemea]

Dr. Seuss. jk.... THE DEVIL.
Why did I just lose the game again?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the game was jealous of your talent and wants you to feel bad about yourself.
why am i still wearing my tennis shoes even though school ended five hours ago?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Your shoes have possessed your sole.

Don't you wanna sing a little diddy for me?  

[magic_doglover]

only if it involves giving shamoo a popsicle.

what should my next question be?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Why did Boris moon the moon?

Why would someone trick me like doglover!?  

[Ariemea]

...No comment.

Why is it that everywhere you turn there are rabid anime fangirls?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Because they were bitten by anime fans.

How do people get rabies?  

[magic_doglover]

that get bitten by Rabbis.

what trick did i play on Boris?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

the prank that involves you, boris, some fireworks, and a chair. good luck.

why won't my sparkly blue pencil sharpen?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The pretty pretty Pencils wants to stay dull so it doesn't have to work.

Did you bring your broomstick with you?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

It's in my other hat, sorry.
Will i write a book when i'm older?