corrupt a wish

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but you get small pox.
I wish my mind could get more demented.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted. But your brain explodes.

I wish people would read my poems.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but they all think your poems suck.
I wish for a fish.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted. But the fish flies away.

I wish I could cosplay for comic-con.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but Comic-con got cancelled. (If that really happened, I'd die. BTW I looked at your poems. They're really good.)
I wish I could attend comicon.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted. But you get thrown out and banned forever.

I wish I had a puppy. ((Really? Thanks, that means a lot!^^))  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but it bites you and runs away.

I wish I could shape shift.  

[maydaymouse]

Granted. But you can only turn into a a fly and you get swatted.

I wish I had more gold.  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But you get so much gold, that you have to swim in it and you drown 'cus the gold weighs too much.

I wish I could make poeple fail when ever I wanted! =D  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but you also fail whenever you fail someone.
I wish imouto could spell "people". Why can't you spell "people", sama?  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

granted, but then they forget
i wish to become very poor xD  

[333sama333]

GRANTED! But you become so poor that you can't even feed your self so you die of starvation.

I wish I could spell correctly! XD  

[Miyuki Nakami]

Granted, but both of your hands were lost in an accident, so you can't type or write anymore. D:

I wish I wasn't ill. ):  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

granted but you become so healthy that people suspect your on steroids
i wish i had somethin to do today, that is fun.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Granted, but it's also lethal, and you die from it.
I wish I had prepared a proper wish.