"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[DancingCherryBerry]

No. Hes the fart God.

Guess what suspense book I'm reading...!  

[Kirby Cocoa]

I am who I am...

Cheeze!!

Why can't I beat Dario in Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow?

Deal with it...

 

[Xaras Cullen]

[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]

Because you fail horribly at life.
Why did I forget to check Stephenie Meyer's website today?!

[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]

 

[Andeis]

Because you knew she wasn't home.

When will the sun rise?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

2pm in the afternoon.

Whens the next eclipse?  

[Pichiz]

When the clams attack.

Why does my mom use L'oreal?

 

[Auroura-lamia]

Because it makes her glow in the dark.

Why is there no food in this house?  

[Masoufle]

Because Choji ate it...
Why is Wanted a R movie?  

[dontnowat2donow]

becouse it is about puppies

what is the meaning of life

 

[snipers code]

for me to rule the world!!!!

why not!?  

[Ritter Mayura]

because i'll melt yu with my melta-gun!!

why does the sun comes up in the east and comes down to the west??  

[Ohmi-Jeebus]

Because The Rock said so.

Why can't I get a Hulk Hogan cardboard cut out? D:  

[lilac_the_cat]

Because he has a bold spot blaugh

Why dose Naruto wears his orange and blue suit on?  

[dontnowat2donow]

becouse he is gay


y is there stupid men in the world  

[Skelanimic Polka-Dot]

Because men are just a waste of space and oxygen, they're only purpose on earth is to help women make even more men so they can waste EVEN MORE space and oxygen! (For all those gentlemen out there... I don't actually mean it!)

What does... 0+1=?