The AAY has accused you of a crime...Defend yourself!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Good.


You almost stepped on my little pet birdie!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Birds are evil!

You're assissting the evil birds plot to take over the world!  

[KBiT]

Better them than the good-natured orphans

You're in league with those pesky no-good yet entirely cute and deserving of your sympathy orphans  

[Minnta Aloripma]

They're better than the birds!

You blew up the orphanage!  

[Valiant Fenris]

it was condemned and empty cus i built a better one

You tried to give the poor orphans gruel  

[Minnta Aloripma]

It's all I can afford!

You poisoned the gruel, you jerk!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Those orphans had no reason to live anyway.


You farted in my direction.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

That was my dog, sorry

You just orphaned even more children  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Their parents were crowding me.


You questioned my fighting skills.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

No, I questioned your sanity and I think you're proving my point... emotion_eyebrow

You spilled all over the floor!  

[Ember Terran]

Sorry; your defence argument was too funny

You jinxed me!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I did..? Sorry, didn't mean to... sweatdrop

You threw a bean at that giraffe! You know the law states that your only allowed to throw beans at zebras!  

[Ember Terran]

I always get the two mixed up; spots and stripes confuse me

You elected to join the conga line rather than play how low can you go  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Cause I always lose at limbo

You beat up that old lady with the limbo stick!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Why would I? She's one of my patients? How then would I get paid.


You didn't bend over and drop your pants when I told you to.