Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[magic_doglover]

only if Santa is put on the Naughty List, someday.

will my friend become a successful writer?  

[ZimbuTessen]

When Ash's Pikachu evolves in the Cartoon Series.

Will the world end tommorrow?  

[magic_doglover]

yes.

what's going to happen tomorrow?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The invasion of Penguins.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

are persian cats generally sassy?  

[Fancy Random Freak]

yes, without their penguins.

will the world really end in the next four months?  

[magic_doglover]

yes, but only after 4 months after the present at any point in time.

how do you stop being tired?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

you drink an energy bar. works every time!
how do you get tea to cool down quickly?  

[Ariemea]

Hide it under your bed and forget about it.
Why is pi so irrational?  

[magic_doglover]

because you're supposedly not supposed to eat it.

what is a "cat person"?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

a person who enjoys genocide, but their real passion is painting.

do chickens deserve to be eaten?  

[Garynook]

Only if humans deserve to spontaneously combust.

Dare I ask whether or not you came from that country to the north of that other country your mother once told you about when you were in kindergarten, where she had no business interrupting nappy time for that so called "urgent" matter that was completely nonsensical and retarded?  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You already did.

Why did I forget to ask a question in my last post?  

[magic_doglover]

because your brain passive-aggressively hates you.

who am i?  

[Garynook]

Who are you? (Both answer and question in one, oh joy!)