mom calls the husband a 'b*****d'
and then the dad calls the wife a "b***h"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b***h and a b*****d?"
and the mom says "well, a b***h is a lady and a b*****d is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your p***s in my v****a!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a p***s and v****a?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a p***s is a hat and a v****a is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "s**t"
and billy said "Dad, whats s**t"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, s**t is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "******** then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ******** billy ******** is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your p***s's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping s**t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******** the Turkey"