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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:41 pm
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yes, yes he did..
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:48 pm
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D: Please don't call me racist. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee! Cause I got this from my dad. >w< It's about an 80 year old white man.
An eighty year old man married a twenty year old women. A year later they got married, they had a baby.
"How do you do it?" The nurse asked, surprised shince the man was so old.
"Well, you got to keep the motor running." The old man replied.
Two years later, they had another baby.
"This is amazing! How do you do it?" The nurse asked again, astonished.
The old mans reply was the same. "Well, you got to keep the motor running!"
Another two years passed and they had another baby.
The nurse was surprised once again.
"Holy, how do you do it when your so old?"
"Well, you got to keep the motor going." He said once more.
"Well, I think you have to change the oil, cause this ones black."
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:25 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:32 pm
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a minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:18 pm
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